July 17, 2025, will be known as ColdplayGate. On that day, a video surfaced of now-former Astronmer CEO Andy Byron and his co-worker Kristin Cabot being caught on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert in Massachusetts.

As fans started chanting “Messi! Messi!” for the Inter Miami FC football star, singer Chris Martin busted out a spontaneous musical homage to the hometown hero, crooning, “Well, Lio, my beautiful brother/ You and your wife are looking so fine/ Thanks for coming today to see our band play/ The No. 1 sportsperson of all time.”

In a truly hilarious turn of events, one of Chris Martin’s exes became the temporary face of Astronomer for their Q and A video. If you need a recap, or just haven’t been online in the past couple of weeks,